Which Goblin are you?
Goblins come in many shapes and sizes, but there are loosely defined
groups among them. Some of these are characterised by different
physical attributes, but more are identified by their chosen way of
Are you one of the Deep Dwellers
who like to keep to themselves, or a Betweener
who prefers to
interact among others, and perhaps even venture into the human world on occasion? Every choice you make in
life will impact the choices you have before you in times to come.
What role would you choose in an uncertain world where human and goblin struggle to survive? Are you the
protective sort that could become one of Those Who Protect?
Or an adventurer that enjoys
going on raids like Those Who Provide?
Perhaps you are distinctively human, possibly even
Stories of the goblin world found in Dance of the Goblins, Demoniac Dance and Power of the Dance can be
found at Meat For The Storytelling
Answer the questions and find out where you would fit into the world
of the goblins!
1.Which of the following types of occupations most appeals to you?
One where I can work outside in the fresh air.
One where I can work in comfortable and familiar surroundings.
One that involves travel.
2. How do you feel about issues concerning ecology?
I love Nature and am deeply concerned about its destruction.
I think people make too much of a fuss about it.
I do my bit, but don't obsess.
3. How do you feel about the exploitation of people in poorer countries?
Everybody has their place in the scheme of things, they should just get on with it.
They are lucky to have a job.
It should be stopped completely.
4. Do you place a great deal of importance on developing and maintaining your relationships?
Yes, I work hard at a relationship.
People can take me as I am or not at all.
I don't try much, although I know I should.
I put in enough effort, but I expect to be met halfway.
5. Do you place a lot of value on helping other people and bringing out their unique gifts?
I'm too busy.
Yes, I like to do anything I can to improve the world.
I usually get them to join in good causes, and that brings out their best qualities.
It depends on the person.
6. Do you do volunteering for one or more good causes?
If there's some benefit to it for me.
Yes, I volunteer for everything!
If I think something is worthwhile.
No, I don't have time.
7. Do you care significantly about both psychological and spiritual development?
Definitely. Everyone should work on improving themselves.
No, I don't always have time for all that.
I do what's important, and the development happens as a result.
I like to find a balance between the two.
8. Do you see spirituality or religion as important in your life?
I think some form of spirituality is good for a person.
My religion is the most important thing in my life!
Religion is dangerous.
I like to look into different beliefs and get an understanding of them.
9. Are you concerned about the role of the Religious Right in politics?
I think forcing your beliefs or ideology on people destroys personal freedoms.
I think bringing God into government will improve the morality of society.
I think we have to be careful about mixing religion and politics.
10. Do you want more equality for women at work, and more women leaders in business and politics?
I think people make too much of this.
No, I think men are better suited to government.
Yes, I think there should be a real push for equality of the sexes.
I think the best person, regardless of gender should get the job.
11. Are you concerned about violence and abuse of women and children around the world?
Yes, I think we need to do something about it!
Shouldn't we work on this at home first?
We can't fix all the world's ills.
12. Do you want our politics and government spending to put more emphasis on
children's education and well-being, on rebuilding our neighborhoods and communities,
and on creating an ecologically sustainable future?
I don't think we should have a government at all.
Yes, I think we need to divert money to social causes.
No, we need to keep our defenses strong.
13. How do you feel about arms spending?
We need an adequate defense, no matter what it costs.
Too much money goes into this that could do good in the world.
I say stop all taxes, let's party!
14. Are you unhappy with both the Left and the Right in politics,
and want to find a new way that is not in the mushy middle?
There has to be a better way than what we're doing.
I think there is a good balance of parties.
I'm proud of my political party.
Just eliminate politics.
15. Do you tend to be somewhat optimistic or pessimistic
about our future?
Optimistic. We can predict enough of future trends to take control of our future.
Pessimistic. We're doomed.
I don't think about it much, let's party!
16. What do you think of the cynical and pessimistic view
that is given by the media?
I don't read newspapers.
I think the media has to report things as they are.
Different sources have different views, I make up my own mind.
17. Do you want to be involved in creating a new and better
way of life in our world?
I am already involved.
The world will go as it will, no matter what I do.
Everything we do affects our future.
Yeah, if I can make a change, I'll go for it.
18. Do you have your finances and spending under control,
or are you concerned about overspending?
Spend, spend, spend! There's more where that came from.
I keep a very tight control on my finances.
I balance things fairly well.
No, I'm completely out of control!
19. How do you feel about all the emphasis in modern culture
on success and "making it," on getting and spending, on wealth
and luxury goods?
I like my comforts. People should take responsibility for themselves.
Materialism gets the better of me sometimes.
I can only be happy living the free life!
I think there is too much emphasis on materialism.
20. Do you like people and places that are exotic and foreign,
and like experiencing and learning about other ways of life?
No, I'm more comfortable with familiar things.
Yes! I'm always up for an adventure!
True or False:
21.I am sometimes impatient to get going.
22.I am more likely to use a tried and
tested approach rather than risk something new.
23.I tend to be cool, calm and collected.
24.I have a good imagination.
25.I like to make decisions quickly.
26.I like dreaming up ideas.
27.I am relaxed and tend to take things as they come.
28.I am a practical 'down to earth' person.
29.I like excitement in my life.
30.I will usually delay action until I'm really sure.
31.I live in the 'real' world and don't fantasize too much.
32.I avoid conflict.
33.I am happier focusing on concepts rather than details.
34.I am direct and forthright.
35.Others may sometimes say my ideas are impractical.